Welcome to The Shit ShowI am a free spirited, free thinker who believes in nature vs. nurture and doesn't sweat about the small things in life. And by that, I mean that as long as you text, e-mail (don't call) or invite me at least 6 weeks in advance and I don't have to rearrange my living room, plan ahead for my next blog post or spend time with my already adult children, and as long as you believe the same things I do and you put everything back in its place when you are done, we will get along just fine. I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid. No really. I am actually quite OCD, a little crazy and I love my kids more than they feel comfortable with, but that's just me and it will never change because I am middle aged and set in my ways and I actually enjoy my unique brand of crazy. Plus, the voices in my head provide endless hours of entertainment and make for crazy good blogging.
I am a wife. mother of two funny, equally crazy assholes, I mean amazing kids, a cancer survivor, a lupus warrior, an amateur Instagram photographer and a dog lover. I write to avoid quiet the voices in my head, and to let them have their say. If you want to know more about me, before I was "this" me, head on over to my previous blog http://flabninja.blogspot.com and have yourself a good laugh, a good cry, or just decide that my brand of crazy might not be for you. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy what I hope will be relatable everyday humor, sarcasm and just plain insanity. |